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what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

cleffairie:

when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.